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This might be the most accurate thing I’ve read ever.

And sometimes they attack you completely unprovoked.

That too.

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jeez i would love to order that thing online, but i don’t know what size to order it in because women’s clothing sizes are determined by the alignments of the planets in relation to the fuck you galaxy 

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ellen degeneres can host my funeral

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shine bright like an overly detailed anime eyeball drawn by a seventh grader on their math homework

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Comment on the size of a man’s penis and it’s a low blow and a stab at his masculinity. Comment on the size of a woman’s anything and it’s a social norm. 

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